Exciting news in the world of gender fluidity as t-shirts proclaiming there are more than two genders can now be ordered online. That’s right, you can proudly display that there are more genders than simply male and female, by ordering one of these new t-shirts which are only available in male or female.
“I cannot wait to wear this at Christmas dinner and really stick it to my dad,” said I. Rony, from Oregon. I. Rony was born a male, identified as a female, but now identifies as a male again. “I’ve already ordered three male’s shirts. My dad is going to be so mad!” beamed I. Rony proudly.
“I’m so excited,” said O. Blivious, from Connecticut. “Now I can really show my dad that there are more than two genders!” O. Blivious was born a woman, and still identifies as a woman, and was impressed there were shirts available for women.
The shirts have a broad appeal and list over 30 different genders, including: Agenderflux, Deliciagender, Heliogender, Pangender, Venngender and Bollocksgender. If this wasn’t exciting enough, the manufacturers have some breaking news to announce as well.
“Starting tomorrow, we are also releasing a children’s line. Now your non-adult small being can wear a ‘There’s more than two genders’ t-shirt to really annoy your dad,” said F. Leeceyourpockets, manufacturer of these t-shirts.
As of midnight tonight, these children shirts will be available online and can be purchased in two styles: boys and girls.