Trump becomes first President – nay, man – to receive a refund from a porn star.

In a world’s first, a judge has ordered porn star Stormy Daniels pay President Donald Trump’s legal fees for unsuccessfully trying to sue him. In total, Miss Daniels will have to reimburse his royal orangeness $293,000.

“It’s unheard of,” said Tom Tissuebox. “All these years of paying for porn, I’ve never received a single cent back. What a legend!”

“You have to respect that,” said Harry Handlotion. “I’ve easily spent a third of all the money I’ve ever earned on porn, so to hear that we might make some of it back is amazing. It’s a victory for men everywhere – single and married.”

“I’d never vote for the guy, but God damn that’s impressive. I look on my porn collection now as a long-term investment. If I ever become President, I just may get all my money back,” said Joe Jerkoff.

Long thought her porn career was behind her, Miss Daniels has been spotted stripping in clubs and working on an upcoming memoir to pay back such a large debt.

“Say what you will about Trump, but he sure does get people back to work,” beamed Joe. “He really is the greatest jobs President ever.”

Published by Brian Rowe

Brian lives in Queensland with his wife and [insert Councilly approved number of] cats and dogs. Has been described as handsome, charming, intelligent... and his mum also said, “He’s a very good boy.”

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