Prince Harry to raise his first baby gender fluid. With all the silly hats, kilts, and furs Royals wear, public wonder if the child will actually notice.

Prince Harry is making a bold choice before the birth of his first child – raising the future Royal as gender fluid. While the proclamation follows a current trend amongst rich celebrities, the general public are slightly confused by the whole affair.

“Half the time them Royals are in a kilt, so wearing dresses is nothin new,” said Chav Slumdog, 26, of Sussex.

“Have you seen the silly hats and furs they wear? Raising them gender fluid might actually be less flamboyant,” said Boris Adidastracksuit, 32, of Tottenham.

Whilst the public seem to think the Royals have always been gender fluid, many instead have questioned just how much ‘rearing’ a rich celebrity like Harry will be doing.

“Outside of holding the baby for photo ops, I doubt he’ll be doing much child rearing from the polo field,” said avid Royal watcher, Isa Donthavealife.

Rankled by such accusations, the Prince has released a statement that he will be spending plenty of time with his future Prince/Princess/Princethem, as much as any regular parent with seven chefs, five nannies, and three personal butlers does.


Published by Brian Rowe

Brian lives in Queensland with his wife and [insert Councilly approved number of] cats and dogs. He has been described as handsome, charming, intelligent... and his mum also said, “He’s a very good boy.”

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