Online fans of the TV show Supernatural have no trouble believing in vampires, werewolves and demons, but find one thing a bit hard to swallow – Dean Winchester’s diet.
“The guy is basically a male model, yet all he does is sit in his car eating cheeseburgers and drinking beers. I’ve tried that and I’m as a big as a house,” says online uberfan Gunnaneedastrongerchair34.
“I totally believe ghosts are real, but know for a fact that an exclusive diet of fast food doesn’t give you abs, it gives you flabs,” said Supernatural fan Breaksintosweatwheneating47.
At the latest Supernatural fan convention, the topic of Dean’s eating habits was a bone of contention for fans who had to pay extra for larger seats on their flights to the conference.
“I’ve been following the Dean Winchester diet for 14 years and I’ve got a greater chance of seeing a ghost than I do my own wedding tackle,” complained hardcore fan Haventseenmyfeetinadecade56.
After hearing these gripes, and having hot chicken wings thrown at them, producers of the show have assured overweight angry fans that they will add more realism. Fans everywhere say they look forward to seeing a season 15 where Dean develops love handles, a beer gut, and is out of breath after 10 seconds of sustained running.
