Egg Boy now qualifies for ‘I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here.’

“Let’s be honest, it’s a low bar.”

After sconing Senator Fraser Anning on the noggin with an egg, and being crashed tackled to the ground by some bogans, Will Connolly has exceeded the current standards for the Network 10 show ‘I’m A Celebrity Get Me Outta Here.’

“After last season where you got a run for being caught texting on air, we realised that we needed to lift our game,” said Dr Chris Brown. “And there’s no bigger celebrity right now than Egg Boy.”

Current front runners for Network 10s pool of celebrities include Will Connolly, a guy who posted something funny on FB which got over 17 likes, and a pizza delivery driver from Dubbo who made the local paper.

“We strive to provide the highest caliber of celebrities for our viewers,” said Julia Morris. “And with Egg Boy on board, were bound to bring in the ratings.”

Rumour has it that Senator Anning has turned down an offer to appear on the show, but who knows – if he loses his job and fades from the public eye, he just might qualify for a call up.

Published by Brian Rowe

Brian lives in Queensland with his wife and [insert Councilly approved number of] cats and dogs. He has been described as handsome, charming, intelligent... and his mum also said, “He’s a very good boy.”

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