Jim Jefferies wins Saudi Arabian Art Scholarship with latest drawing.

Stand up comedian, television series regular, and late night TV talk show host, Jim Jefferies, is a man of many talents, and now he can add highly sought after artist with his latest drawing bringing him international acclaim.

What drawing you may ask? Jim’s artistic flair – said to be a cross between Van Gogh and ‘The Far Sides’ Gary Larson – was unveiled to the world on hidden camera footage, meaning he very well may have missed out on all the accolades coming his way if not for the kindness of fate. Luckily though, Jim’s artistic endeavours have been devoured by a hungry global community showering him with offers from famous art schools around the world.

From Libya, an artist calling themselves isis (perhaps a homage to the band thethe?) offered Jim a full scholarship to come and get stoned.

From Egypt, a collection of artists labelled the Muslim Brotherhood have offered for Jim to come to them so they can paint with his blood (surely a strange bohemian euphemism in the arts community).

And lastly, Saudi Arabia has graciously offered to buy Jim a one-way ticket to display his talents. They said not to bring a hat as he won’t have a head to wear it (again with the wacky artists customs).

Regardless of where he chooses, Jim is not short on offers to show the world his artistic talents. And best of all, if Jim’s tour dates interfere, a lot of these artists have offered to come to him. Good luck, Jim.

Published by Brian Rowe

Brian lives in Queensland with his wife and [insert Councilly approved number of] cats and dogs. He has been described as handsome, charming, intelligent... and his mum also said, “He’s a very good boy.”

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