In what has become a common theme in our public education system, yet another young female teacher has been caught engaging in inappropriate relationships with a young male. This time though, the teacher wasn’t just hot, she was a former Miss Kentucky winner.
“We’ve seen our fair share of hot female teachers getting it on with boys, but a pageant queen is next level stuff,” said male Detective, I. Shouldnthavespoke. “Even more impressive are the nude photos she sent… from an evidence viewpoint, I mean.” Shaking her head, a female constable rolled her eyes at the Detectives comments.
The boy in question was 15 years of age, and a team of community workers was immediately dispatched to ensure he hasn’t been traumatised. “Traumatised with what? Having his own personal spank bank material?” joked male case worker, Gunna Befiredsoon, to a room of stunned silence. After being given a disapproving glance from his co-worker, Alackof Senseofhumour, the case workers turned their attention to the boy’s traumatised parents.
“How could this happen?” cried the boy’s mother. “This is awful.” “I know, right?” said the father. “This never happened to me when I was at school. And if you’re listening Miss Gee from 8th grade PE, you can still text me your pics on 0123 456 789,” before being punched in the arm by his wife.
As the three women continued to console each other over the seriousness of the matter, the three males retired to the kitchen to crack beers and high-five each other, wondering what the next hot female teacher’s nudes will look like. One thing is for sure, they won’t have long to wait to find out.