“I also hear he doesn’t tip his caddy,” said anonymous informant, See Enenn.
Still reeling from the disappointment of the Mueller Report not finding collusion between President Trump and the Russian government, the media has wasted little time in moving onto the next big scandal – Trump cheats at golf!
Inside sources, who wish to remain anonymous, claim to have seen President Trump use non-regulation clubs and, on more than one occasion, kick his ball out of the scrub when he thought no one was looking.
“That’s it. He has to be impeached! This latest scandal is even worse than colluding with Russia, he has to go!” frothed anonymous source, Enemes Enbeesee. “You know who else cheated at golf? Hilter!”
Whilst it’s hard to fault such scientific logic, this latest bombshell certainly looks bad for the President. “I also hear he doesn’t tip his caddy,” said a second anonymous informant, See Enenn.
If these allegations prove true, House Democrats expect to launch another $30 million investigation because why wouldn’t they? It’s only taxpayer money.