Lindy Chamberlain releases 39 years worth of pent-upped, “I fucken told you so’s!”

“You can stick that up ya clacker!” said an ecstatic Lindy.

After a dingo was able to unfasten a canvas flap on a camper trailer and drag a 14-month old boy away in the night on Fraser Island, Lindy Chamberlain was quick to expel 39 years worth of pent up rage in a good old-fashioned, “I fucken told you so!”

Speaking with the press moments after the child was retrieved, Lindy’s first words were, “I fucken told you so,” followed by, “Suck my dick,” and, “Kiss my arse!”

Dancing a little jig, Lindy did take a moment to wish the young boy a speedy recovery and well wishes to the family, before launching into another verbal tirade of, “Ha. I fucken told you so’s!”

Glad to be finally vindicated, Lindy is planning on releasing yet another book, this one titled, “See! Dingoes take babies. Just like I fucken told you so!” For now, Lindy is set to give a sermon at her local church this Easter Sunday titled, ‘Turning the other cheek, even when you fucken told them so.’

While Lindy and the remaining Chamberlain’s were relieved to finally be proven right, the entire nation of Australia let out a collective groan now that the hack ‘A dingo took my baby’ joke has been brought back to life again.

Published by Brian Rowe

Brian lives in Queensland with his wife and [insert Councilly approved number of] cats and dogs. He has been described as handsome, charming, intelligent... and his mum also said, “He’s a very good boy.”

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