Facebook adds new ‘Nazi Salute Emoji’ to save time calling everyone racist.

‘You don’t like mushrooms? [Presses Nazi emoji.]’ typed Max Douche (22).

In these busy times Facebook has considered millennial needs and added a new emoji to save time calling everyone and everything you don’t agree with a Nazi.

“With this new emoji of a Nazi salute, we estimate we can save users upwards of an hour a day that they can then spend on annoying the shit out of their friends with unwanted game invites,” said Facebook Authoritarian Overlord, Mark Zuckerberg.

The emoji was trialled just prior to Easter and debuted to excellent results.

‘You don’t like mushrooms? [Presses Nazi emoji.]’ typed Max Douche (22).

‘You still use the Post Office? [Presses Nazi emoji.]’ typed Ima Right (23).

‘You don’t like cats? [Presses Nazi emoji.]’ typed Orr Tism (24).

As expected, users failed to press the emoji on actual racist posts, instead spreading it like a fat man spreads butter on his toast.

When FB users over the age of 30 questioned whether this impeded intellectual discussion and stifled debating and reasoning skills, they were naturally hit with a thousand Nazi salute emojis and kicked off the platform for being racist.

Published by Brian Rowe

Brian lives in Queensland with his wife and [insert Councilly approved number of] cats and dogs. Has been described as handsome, charming, intelligent... and his mum also said, “He’s a very good boy.”

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