Fraser Anning reignites turf war with Egg Boy.

“It’s on fuck ya,” tweeted the Senator.

Quick to defend Christian values, it seems good old Fraser ‘How’d you like your eggs’ Anning is very slow on turning the other cheek when it comes to his nemisis – Egg Boy.

In a series of bizarre tweets – or what Fraser simply refers to as dinner table conversation – Fraser lashed out at the recent Sri Lankan bombings and couldn’t help slip one behind the ribs into Egg Boy while he was at it.

“Almost 300 dead due to Islamic terrorists in Sri Lanka. Where is Egg Boy now?” tweeted the Senator.

Not sure how a terrorist bombing and getting egged for being a dickhead are connected, but it is clear Fraser still wants a piece of the young buck.

“It’s on fuck ya,” tweeted the Senator. “Name the time and place, sonny. There’ll be two hits – me hitting you, and the ambulance hitting 100.”

Always the pride of the Senate, Fraser is now taking some time off to attend Church and pray for the souls lost in Sri Lanka, but not that little fuck with the egg.

Published by Brian Rowe

Brian lives in Queensland with his wife and [insert Councilly approved number of] cats and dogs. He has been described as handsome, charming, intelligent... and his mum also said, “He’s a very good boy.”

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