UFC fighter Nate Diaz removed from Stockton street corner fighters Top 10 list.

“Fuck fuck fuck motherfucker fuck,” said Mr Diaz.

After being removed from the UFC official fighter rankings for not fighting these past two years, Nate Diaz has received more bad news – he has also being dropped from Stockton’s street corner fighters Top 10 list.

Local street fight coordinator, Gummy Johnson (67), has been warning the younger Diaz brother about his inactivity for over a year now, forcing him to drop him from their corner rankings.

“I warned young Nate that he needed to get back to fighting bums and hobos in the parking lot or I’d drop him,” said Gummy. “He out now. No scrap, no rap. He can get back in, but he gots to start street fighting again.”

Amazingly, Nate has been able to walk from his house to his car without getting into an altercation these past two years, but that does not mean he is happy about being dropped from Stockton’s rankings.

“Fuck fuck fuck motherfucker fuck,” said Mr Diaz.

Note: the DrunkenSober Chronicle is unsure whether Nate was referring to the rankings or if this was just a general Stockton greeting.

Published by Brian Rowe

Brian lives in Queensland with his wife and [insert Councilly approved number of] cats and dogs. Has been described as handsome, charming, intelligent... and his mum also said, “He’s a very good boy.”

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