One Nation aiming to capture youth vote with drinking and strippers.

“Hey these cunts are alright!” said Tim Scott (24).

One Nation Senate hopeful, Steve Dickson, has had embarrassing footage leak of him in a strip club on the piss. After James Ashby was caught on tape talking with the NRA and later blamed it on being “on the sauce”, Pauline Hanson’s party are getting quite the reputation for party going – something that resonates with young male voters.

Since the footage of Mr Dickson in a strip Club saying, “titties” was released, One Nation’s approval rating has climbed – particularly with young men. A recent annoying shopping centre poll recorded the following views from young male voters:

“Politicians are usually boring, but if they’re gunna get on the piss and go to a strip club well they’ve got my vote,” said first-time voter, Andy Ballot (21).

“Beer and tittties? Make this guy PM,” said Johnno Emerald (32).

“Hey these cunts are alright!” said Tim Scott (24).

Pauline Hanson was quick to denounce Mr Dickson, but with this sudden surge in the polls, look for her to get blind at an upcoming Hen’s night and grope a male stripper. If she does, Labor and Liberal might very well be answering to her after May 18.

Published by Brian Rowe

Brian lives in Queensland with his wife and [insert Councilly approved number of] cats and dogs. He has been described as handsome, charming, intelligent... and his mum also said, “He’s a very good boy.”

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