Ben Shapiro reveals he’s actually a 15-year-old boy.

Conservative radio host and columnist, Ben Shapiro, is probably most famous for visiting college campuses in the United States and embarrassing liberal students who try to go toe-to-toe with him. There are plenty of clips online of the firebrand handing young 20-somethings their backside in front of packed auditorium. Well, it seems those young college students now have something else to be embarrassed about, as Ben Shapiro revealed today he is actually a 15-year-old boy.

Caught in a carpark sneaking out from a nearby High School he attends, Ben was busted with a bag full of school textbooks and Pokemon trading cards. Unable to maintain the ruse, Ben decided to come clean to the world.

“Yeah, I’m a teenager. Apologies to my wife – who is a Doctor,” said teenage Ben. “I’ve been living this lie since I was eight and I’m sorry to every leftie out there who I’ve embarrassed by out arguing their points using facts and logic. Most of all, I really do need to apologise to my wife – who is a Doctor.”

Despite fooling the nation into thinking he was actually a grown man, Ben’s mother has sent him to bed without supper and he has had all his toys confiscated. Word is he has tried to reach out to his wife – who is a Doctor – with a note through a friend which asks, ‘Will you go out with me? – Tick YES or NO!’

We wish Ben the best of luck.

Published by Brian Rowe

Brian lives in Queensland with his wife and [insert Councilly approved number of] cats and dogs. Has been described as handsome, charming, intelligent... and his mum also said, “He’s a very good boy.”

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