Egg-Boy offers Egg-Girl a class in how to successfully crack an egg on someone.

Egg-Girl successfully managed to reach the target today, egg in hand. However, she absolutely robbed us all as she tripped over the try line when the pressure was on.

“If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the chicken coop,” said Egg-Boy who was disgusted by this mornings effort.

“She did all the hard yards, the ball was sitting on the tee, all she had to do was crack it! But she missed and made a mockery of all of us Eggers.”

Egg-Boy said he plans to hold classes on how to correctly egg a politician in the wake of this morning debacle.

“If there’s no yoke on the politician then it’s a complete waste of time. The secret is to not use free range eggs as they tend to have a harder shell.”

Bodyguards had to intervene this morning when a protester attempted to egg Prime Minister Scott Morrison at a Country Women’s Association event in NSW.

Scomo tweeted, “My concern about today’s incident in Albury was for the older lady who was knocked off her feet. I helped her up and gave her a hug.” 

So not only did the poor woman get knocked over, she then had to suffer the grossness of a ScoMo creepy cuddle. The woman may not have physical injuries, but she sure might have mental ones now.

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