16 NRL teams, all with 21 men squads, have descended on Brisbane for what the NRL is referring to as the ‘Magic Round.’ However, the locals are bracing for the NRL Purge as their city is set upon by 336 NRL players, all topped up to their eyeballs with youthfulness, money, and a thirst for alcohol and women.
Locals are bearing down as cyclone NRL hits town and all are being warned to sandbag their daughters and dogs.
The purge refers to the 2013 movie of the same name, where crime is legal for 12 hours and all emergency services are cancelled. The NRL Purge is planning on taking it one step further, where NRL players will have the freedom to do whatever the fuck they want over a four day period.
The good news for Brisbane is that Jarryd Hayne and Jack De Belin won’t be attending this years festivities as they are in trouble for certain crimes outside the official hours of The NRL Purge.
With the modern day trend of naming your baby after where it was conceived, which was made popular by the Beckhams, we are expecting a flood of babies named Suncorp in nine months time.