Struggling Brisbane Broncos sign Egg Girl.

“She got through ScoMo’s defence and got a hit on, so she’s our best player at present,” said coach, Anthony Seibold.

With a current win/loss ratio of 2-6, Brisbane Broncos coach, Anthony Seibold, has taken drastic measures before club officials announce he has their full support before taking a knife to the back. And drastic is the right word, as the embattled coach just signed Egg Girl to the Bronco’s wing.

Greeted by some as ludicrous, and others as gender forward thinking – so still ludicrous – coach Seibold is confident his new star will help turns things around for the struggling club.

“She got through ScoMo’s defence and got a hit on, so she’s our best player at present,” said Seibold. “We know she’s got nerve, taking on the Prime Ministers security like that. Plus, she had a carton of eggs tucked under her arms and held onto it throughout like a footy so she’s got ball control.”

Throwing Egg Girl into the Broncos game against Manly this week, it won’t be long before we find out how this experiment goes. Chances are she’ll want equality until she experiences the first tackle; after that, her gender studies theories might just change.

Published by Brian Rowe

Brian lives in Queensland with his wife and [insert Councilly approved number of] cats and dogs. Has been described as handsome, charming, intelligent... and his mum also said, “He’s a very good boy.”

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