Local dishevelled drunk man, Ron Orchid, was – as per usual – bouncing around the pub like a pinball last night, telling anyone and everyone about his genius Brexit solution. For those not up to speed, the British people voted to leave the European Union in 2016 by a 52% majority, yet somehow the politicians have been unable to make that happen. For those who have spent more then a minute dealing with the public service, they understand that it’s because the government couldn’t run a tap. Luckily, after 10 beers and three vodkas, Ron has come up with a “genius” plan.
“Just tell ‘em to get fucked,” slurred Ron. “The Brits should tell them EU to get fucked and just leave.”
When pressed for specifics on what he called his ‘GF’ plan, Ron said the following.
“Just tell ‘em to fuck off and stop returning their calls. What’s Europe gunna do? Send their army in? They don’t have one.”
Despite being three sheets to the wind, local dishevelled drunk man makes a lot of sense. Look for him to stand in the next local election once he fleshes out his policies on health care, public roads, and the national debt. Somehow, we suspect his Brexit solution may just be the same for every issue on the table.