Aussies who don’t sing national anthem outraged at Rugby league players who won’t sing national anthem.

“Me and me mates don’t sing it either, but that’s different,” fumed Aussie, Beau Gann (31).

NSW Blues players Cody Walker and Josh Addo-Carr have said they will not sing the national anthem at next weeks Origin game as they do not feel it represent the heritage of Indigenous people. Naturally, this has upset fair-dinkum, true blue Aussies who never sing the words anyway.

“How dare they not sing the national anthem! I mean, me and me mates don’t sing it either, but that’s different,” fumed Aussie, Beau Gann (31).

Beau is not alone, as over 96.8% of Winne Red smokers were angry at the mere thought of someone not deliberately singing the anthem. When asked if they knew the actual words to the second verse of our anthem, not one could produce the goods.

“Something about Kurt by she?” suggested cashed up bogan, Trevor Flanno (24).

At this stage, NRL officials are worried about how this boycott will go down with the crowd next week. And rightly so, a large collection of yobs who don’t normally sing the anthem may now actually start singing; and let’s be honest – no one wants that.

Published by Brian Rowe

Brian lives in Queensland with his wife and [insert Councilly approved number of] cats and dogs. Has been described as handsome, charming, intelligent... and his mum also said, “He’s a very good boy.”

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