Like most major league sports, the Ultimate Fighting Championship has a Hall or Fame. Unlike most major league sports however, the UFC has introduced a brand new category never seen before in sports history – a most injured section.
Ever since the UFC introduced covering fighters medical expenses a few years back, the sport has suffered more pull outs than a coitus interruptus convention, mainly due to fighter injuries. It was this fact that led UFC bellend, Dana White, to come up with the new category.
“These guys are fucking pussies,”’said Dana, who’s meant to actually be promoting his fighters. “They’re always pulling out and making me look bad, so I thought it would be a good idea to publicly shame them. Fuck ‘em.”
Starting in 2020, the new section will feature pull out favourites such as Dominic Cruz, Luke Rockhold, Chris Weidman and Robert Whittaker and fans are already excited.
“Will it be Rockhold or Cruz? The suspense is killing me,” said UFC fan Justin Bleed (29).
Dana also added that if all goes well, there will be a most ‘Cursed Fight’ section. Given that Khabib vs. Tony has been scheduled and cancelled four times, one would think this will hold the record for some time. But, it is the UFC, and fight cancellation disappointment is always just around the corner.