British voters are preparing for Brexit to dominate next election, just like it did the last one – the last one where the people told the government they want to leave the EU, the same EU they’re still a part of. This is why voters have given the next election the catchy title of ‘Brexit 2 – The Unfuckening.’
Just like Hollywood’s obsession with remakes – or pre-sold franchises as they’re referred to in the industry – the British people are gearing up to see the same characters say the same dialogue with the same stakes. And the public couldn’t be more excited about this re-run.
“I just can’t wait for the Unfuckening! The chance to vote on leaving the EU, just like I did at the last election where I and 52% of the country voted for us to leave the EU,” said Kevin Crumpet (47) of Leeds. “It’s going to be so exciting to see all the familiar faces, all the old ads, hell even the same ballot paper on election today. Huzzah!”
“I’m really chuffed that I will get the chance to have my vote count towards Brexit in the Unfuckening, and then for the Parliament to completely ignore my wishes. Huzzah!” said Alfred Tosspotington (68) of Cornwall.
With a general election still a few years away, politicians will save a fortune on this re-run and use a lot of the leftover signage from last time. Which is money they need in order to drag out the next leave vote in preparation for more referendums. How many you ask? As many as necessary until the left get what they want. Huzzah!
