The Reverend who failed to see the obvious sexual innuendo in his church billboard sign a year ago has yet to leave his room after discovering internet porn.

On the first anniversary of the ‘Forgiveness is swallowing when you’d rather spit’ sign that Reverend Mike Joylove erected, we ask whatever happened to the good Reverend?

Reverend Mike said he was forced to Google search ‘swallow when you’d rather spit’ to see what all the fuss was about after he copped a lot of flack from the locals after putting up the message in front of his church in Surfers Paradise. And since entering that search into Google, Reverend Mike has been missing in action.

“We cant get the old bastard to leave his bedroom,” said Nun Thewiser. “Ever since he was forced to enter that phrase into a Google search, he hasn’t quite been the same man. A great portion of the church donation tin now goes towards buying hand lotion.”

The church has also started a GoFundMe page to get some money for the ever-increasing internet data plan that they have been forced to take on.

Ironically, attendance at the church doubled the day after the sign was put up. However punters were left disappointed after the Reverend failed to appear after his second coming.

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