The last bastion of men being men is being invaded by the fear of missing out brigade, as The Mens Shed in Tasmania has been told to have at least 30% female membership.
You have to question why women would want to join The Mens Shed anyway? Perhaps it is just to be able to tell the men they’re holding the hammers incorrectly?
“Well then I guess that means I will be able to access Curves or Fernwood female only gyms,” said Geezer “Wrinkles” Grey. “I look forward to being able to telling them they’re using the equipment incorrectly and walking around with half my ballsack peeking out from under my towel.”
Perhaps the ladies should take some advice from comedian Bill Burr, who said, “If you guys had your own big fucken club and I was standing outside of it you’d never let me in. I’d start my own shit; you guys need to start your own shit.”
Or take some advice from Groucho Marx who said, “I don’t want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.”