Panel of worlds leading thinkers all agree that Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nuthing ta fuck wit.

Sus Dave

At a recent gathering of the Cato Institute, where the worlds eminent scientists, sociologists and professors meet, a startling thing occurred – the entire group came to a consensus for the first time in their fabled history, agreeing that the Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nuthing ta fuck wit.

First meeting in Washington D.C. in 1974, the aim of the collective was to discuss the leading ideas of the day and engage in rigorous intellectual and academic debate. Given the diversity of libertarians attending, it’s no surprise a consensus has never been reached on foreign policy, government regulation, or approaches to climatology. However, when a motion was put forward by Associate Professor Maffew Sheargold (pictured) about the Wu Tang Clan the group rushed to agreement.

“It’s understandable we can never reach an agreement on almost everything to do with geo-politics, but it’s easy to get a consensus on the Wu Tang Clan,” said A.P. Maffew.

Since this is the first time the group has agreed on something in 45 years, the chance of them reaching a consensus again is probably another four decades away. For now though, Wu Tang Clan fans can rejoice that they have finally reached the mainstream recognition they deserve, now that the academic world knows they’re nuthing ta fuck wit.

Published by Brian Rowe

Brian lives in Queensland with his wife and [insert Councilly approved number of] cats and dogs. He has been described as handsome, charming, intelligent... and his mum also said, “He’s a very good boy.”

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