Nev Vos (31) has a phobia when it comes to spending money – he just can’t commit.
Whether he’s lining up to purchase a new car, or a Cornetto from the Servo, Nev is wracked with indecision and cannot bring himself to go through with the transaction. Regardless if it’s hidden fees, spam emails, or licensing agreements in a products terms and conditions, he is wary of everything. Naturally this causes a lot of angst in all areas of his life, but his biggest problem is when the wife sends him to the shop to pick up some sanitary napkins, it’s then that he really freezes up.
“I go stiffer than Han Solo frozen in carbonite,” said Nev, revealing he probably doesn’t get out much and that he’s lucky to have a wife in the first place.
When questioned whether it’s the concept, the blood involved, or if he’s embarrassed about the function they serve, Nev is quick to give up the real reason.
“It’s none of that. I’m just afraid of purchasing tampons because they have strings attached.”
Touché, Nev. Touché.
