Elon Musk is one step closer to world domination as he convinces us we need his new computer chip implanted into our brains.

The way Elon Musk interacts with us normal folk is like the way a bear acts with a bunny rabbit. It’s all cute and lovely until one day he decides he wants to know what’s inside.

Elon is a very special human. He is incredibly intelligent and an absolute visionary. However, lets’s be honest, he has evil mastermind written all over him.

A news article revealed today that, “Elon Musk has revealed his Neuralink startup is close to announcing the first brain-machine interface to connect humans and computers.”

Elon claims that if the human brain isn’t somehow supercharged, that we run the risk of being overrun by artificial intelligence and that we will become pets for AI.

“I don’t love the idea of being a house cat, but what’s the solution?” he said. “I think one of the solutions that seems maybe the best is to add an AI layer.”

However, like the Porno for Pyros song suggests, I think we’ll make great pets.

Elon seems to be constantly trying to make the world a better place to live for us all. However, he is constantly criticised and ridiculed by a large portion of the population. Like when he literally turned up to the Thai cave with a mini-submarine to help save the boys trapped beneath he was criticised for turning the whole thing into a marketing campaign.

It’s only a matter of time before the worlds smartest man goes rogue and becomes a modern day Blofeld, Goldfinger, or Hank Scorpio. And when he does, it’s probably best that he doesn’t have access to a microchip we voluntarily implanted in our skulls.

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