Britain’s new Prime Minister has already been given a new nickname by the tabloids – besides ‘massive twat’ as the sore loser Remainers call him. His new nickname is very similar to Jennifer Lopez’s ‘J-Lo’ and Scarlett Johannsen’s ‘Scar-Jo’ – it’s BoJo.
While it sounds like he’s about to do a duet with DJ Khalid – if screaming “DJ Khalid” at the end of every verse can be called a duet – it also slightly suggests that he is a bozo, an unfair assessment to make one day into his tenure. After a few months and a series of bungles and gaffes the press can have at it, but he hasn’t had time to unpack his stuff yet and already they’re laying into him.
BoJo also has clown connotations, suggesting that he should be entertaining kids and wine-induced mum’s in backyards on weekends rather than running a country. Again, this can be said after his actions are judged, but right now he still remains an unknown.
No doubt Boris couldn’t care less about the moniker, as he now has the keys to No. 10 Downing Street and control of the country. Given that he’s already called for London Mayor Sadiq Khan to be sacked – a man who has achieved as much as a house brick would placed in a chair for the same role – the guy is no bozo at all.
Note: apologies to all house bricks for liking them to the abysmal crime ridden reign of Sadiq Khan – no offence was meant.