Fans petition HBO to reshoot season 8 of GoT. HBO says, “Let’s meet in the middle and you go fuck yourself.”

“Try having a life for a change,” says HBO executive, Bill Ionaire (45).

After presenting a petition to HBO demanding season 8 be reshot – demanding, really? – the giant television network has officially responded letting fans know the reshoot was something they, “Never took seriously”. Naturally, this has angered fans who have nothing better to do than organise petitions that were never going to change a thing.

The GOT uber fan behind the petition however, refuses to go out and get a life she never had and aims to keep up the fight.

‘I won’t rest until this multi-million dollar network gives in to my demands!’ typed fan, Dee Lusional (32). ‘I’ve spent the last 10 years invested in this television show and I deserve a better ending!’

While the majority of the human race are left to wonder why fans think they deserve anything or that an entire network and cast should dance to their tune, HBO must be secretly hoping brattish fans like Dee will be placated by the GOT prequel coming out next year.

“It looks like we’re going with ‘The Long Night’ storyline. Which ironically describes all these crybabies who haven’t stopped complaining about season 8. Try having a life for a change,” says HBO executive, Bill Ionaire (45).

Considering the majority of people who are into Science Fantasy don’t have a life, it looks like the online ranting and raving isn’t going away anytime soon.

Published by Brian Rowe

Brian lives in Queensland with his wife and [insert Councilly approved number of] cats and dogs. He has been described as handsome, charming, intelligent... and his mum also said, “He’s a very good boy.”

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