Always one to stir controversy with his Twitter account, President Trump fired off a bold new election plan to help cure cancer in his second term in office. And always one to disagree with absolutely everything a Republican has to say, Democrats were quick to attack the idea and immediately link it to racism.
“Curing cancer is racist!” screamed Democratic Senator, Grant Pending (57). “Did you know that the Nazis actually had many policies towards preventing cancer, like banning smoking in restaurants and restricting carcinogens in food? This is just another example of how Trump is clearly a Nazi.”
Despite the fact that cancer rates are higher in African Americans than Caucasians, and that curing cancer would help the black community, every single television network (apart from Fox), dedicated a solid 48 hours of non-stop coverage on how Trump’s ‘War on Cancer’ was just another example of Neo-Con Haliburton Nazi propaganda, aiming at putting up a wall between people and their natural cancer cells.
Rumour has it that President Trump is toying with the idea of putting out a tweet in favour of not drowning in the hopes that the staff at MSNBC, CNN, ABC, BBC, and the entire line up of late night comedian talk shows all head to the ocean to prove just how wrong he is.
