Children prepare revenge attack as farmer murders Simba on live TV.

A Victorian farmer has taken to a rare furry Simba ooshie with a pair of scissors today in order to bring attention to the amount of verbal abuse they received online for trying to sell the item.

The rare Simba was placed online for sale and reached bids of up to $25,000 while other rare Simbas have reached $100,000 plus online. All of these crazy offers of course fell through as mummies and daddies credit cards obviously crashed after being overdrawn.

While the act of terror was committed with a pure heart to attract attention to the drought the farmers are facing and the amount of online bullying they received for the event, it was the children who suffered the most having to watch Simba get decapitated on live TV with many children forming an online posse and orchestrating an area51 style attack on the Victorian farmers. In as much as it will never actually happen.

“With all that Simba endured during the Lion King movie, we feel Simba deserved better,” said Kid A.

The children referring to themselves only as ‘The lost children of The Crack in the Earth’ shall forever tell the story of the farmer who killed Simba.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

%d bloggers like this: