A Victorian farmer has taken to a rare furry Simba ooshie with a pair of scissors today in order to bring attention to the amount of verbal abuse they received online for trying to sell the item.

The rare Simba was placed online for sale and reached bids of up to $25,000 while other rare Simbas have reached $100,000 plus online. All of these crazy offers of course fell through as mummies and daddies credit cards obviously crashed after being overdrawn.
While the act of terror was committed with a pure heart to attract attention to the drought the farmers are facing and the amount of online bullying they received for the event, it was the children who suffered the most having to watch Simba get decapitated on live TV with many children forming an online posse and orchestrating an area51 style attack on the Victorian farmers. In as much as it will never actually happen.

“With all that Simba endured during the Lion King movie, we feel Simba deserved better,” said Kid A.
The children referring to themselves only as ‘The lost children of The Crack in the Earth’ shall forever tell the story of the farmer who killed Simba.