In order to help save the planet, Harry and Meghan to only have two kids. They’re still keeping the private jets and yachts though.

“We may have multiple palaces and fleets of SUV’s, but our virtue signalling helps offset that,” said the ginga Prince.

In a totally fruitless gesture of immense virtue signalling, a pair of the most wealthiest people on the planet said they would limit themselves to only two kids to do their part for the environment. Granted making grand statements and pointless gestures is what being woke is about, but this one takes the cake.

Already worth millions of pounds, the pair are driven everywhere in a fleet of gas guzzling vehicles, are flown on private jets and travel the oceans on private yachts. Whether there was an extra child on board any of those vehicles would make exactly zero difference to the giant carbon footprint the Royal Family leave behind.

Defenders of this move though have pointed out that just like carbon credits, V.S.C. – virtue signalling credits – are just as worthy as they produce the same result (which is nothing). Harry and Meghan however stand by their bold announcement.

“We may have multiple palaces and fleets of SUV’s, but our virtue signalling helps offset that,” said the ginga Prince.

Considering the Royal Family’s history of infidelity and siring of bastard children, Harry may be speaking prematurely here. Regardless, the woke community couldn’t be prouder of their announcement – until the next time that someone tweets about using the proper pronoun on a bisexual avocado – which will be any minute now – then they will be yesterday’s virtue signallers.

Published by Brian Rowe

Brian lives in Queensland with his wife and [insert Councilly approved number of] cats and dogs. Has been described as handsome, charming, intelligent... and his mum also said, “He’s a very good boy.”

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