Rising Democratic star, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, dazzles Washington with her geo-political acumen.

The face of the new breed of American Democrats, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, has been engaging in a very public spat with Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, and things seem to be heating up. 

Having been around since Abraham Lincon’s inauguration, Nancy has the numbers and the clout, but AOC – as she is known to almost everyone who doesn’t have 30 minutes to pronounce her full name – is using her dazzlingly intellect to show everyone just how powerful her brain is (hint – it could easily run a small handheld fan).

“No one has ever been able to bring peace to the Middle East until now. I am the one who can solve this issue and I will do so just to show Nancy… just checking, the Middle East Peace Deal is a kebab, Coke and fries, right?” asked AOC.

Getting ready to fly to Lebanon, just as soon as she gets a passport and someone draws her directions to the place in the sky where she catches the plane from – the “air” port as she said it – AOC believes she will be able to wrap this pesky 2,000 year old dispute up by the weekend, freeing her up to do some sightseeing and food tasting to run Nancy’s nose in it.

“I’m looking forward to trying Hezbollah and other Middle Eastern delicacies,” said the genius, AOC.

Well AOC, you sure showed her!

Published by Brian Rowe

Brian lives in Queensland with his wife and [insert Councilly approved number of] cats and dogs. Has been described as handsome, charming, intelligent... and his mum also said, “He’s a very good boy.”

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