Troy and Jessica Wilson (28) have been married for over 12 months and are now celebrating of the most important milestones in a relationship – moving from front to back.
“It used to be that when I took off her bra I got to play with her boobies”, said a disappointed Troy. “Now, when she tells me to unhook her bra, I know I’m in for five minutes of solid back scratching.”
With cries of “Oh yes”, “Yeah” and “Don’t stop”, Troy can’t help reflect on the fact that his wife never made those sounds when he paid more attention to her chest.
“She really gets into it when I scratch her back. I try and sneak around and grab a handful, but I always get shut down and redirected to the task at hand”, reflects Tony sadly.
Upon further consideration, Tony can’t help feel he has been duped.
“It’s kind of like all those times I got to take her bra off before sex was just training leading up to me getting her out of her top quicker so I could scratch her back each night.”
“Troy honey, can you come and take my bra off and scratch my back, please?” calls Jessica from the bedroom.
Dejected, Tony wonders if his days of playing with boobies are almost over.
“I just wish her chest got as itchy as her back. Now that’s something I could get into.”