Road-rager has second thoughts about punching-on when he sees Isa Bigkarnt.

After being cut on in traffic, Hesa Wanker (22) was fed up and decided to get out at the next set of lights to confront the driver in question.

“I had a head full of steam and wanted to foight right there”, said Hesa.

Storming towards the car in front, Hesa’s steps suddenly slowed to a halt when the driver of got out. Standing over 6’ 5”, Isa Bigkarnt, a state level powerlifter and body builder, made Hesa have second thoughts.

“When I saw him it was obvious he was a bodybuilder who took it seriously, like did competitions and shit. That’s why I thought I’d take it easy on him. I mean, I didn’t want him to miss any upcoming competitions, ya know?”

After Isa asked if there was a problem, Hesa graciously forgave the entire thing and said there wasn’t.

“Yeah nah. I decided to be the bigger man and get back in me car. He’s pretty lucky I did too”, said Hesa unconvincingly.

After the near incident, Hesa is glad nothing happened as he now has a great story to tell his mates about the time he nearly beat a bloke up in traffic, plus got to keep all his teeth and the use of his limbs.

Published by Brian Rowe

Brian lives in Queensland with his wife and [insert Councilly approved number of] cats and dogs. Has been described as handsome, charming, intelligent... and his mum also said, “He’s a very good boy.”

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