Nervous brides left wondering, ‘If sensible Miley Cyrus can’t make a marriage work, what hope do the rest of us have?’

“I can’t believe it! She seemed so normal,” said bride-to-be, Deepa Thinker (27).

With the announcement of the separation of super couple Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth this week, a massive shockwave has been sent through brides-to-be across the globe. 

Miley, known for being one who really thinks things through – like her impromptu twerking with Alan Thickie for a start – has naturally been a role model for practical, down-to-earth young women who want nothing more than a normal relationship. Which really explains why brides-to-be are so upset right now, because if she can’t make a relationship work, well – who can?

“I can’t believe it! She seemed so normal,” said bride-to-be, Deepa Thinker (27). “I’ve followed her career for over a decade and she’s so grounded. Her Wrecking Ball clip, making out with a Barbie doll, simulating oral sex on President Clinton on stage – you know, everyday normal things. Which is why I’m second guessing my wedding.”

“I’m stunned. She seemed so down-to-earth. Like the time a fan threw a pair of panties up and stage and she put them in her mouth. She’s so level-headed. I’m not sure about my big day now,” said fan, Ariel Dingbat (30).

Who knows how long it will take nervous brides-to-be to get over the shock split, but Miley herself has already moved on making out with a female whilst wearing a bikini in public – which by Miley’s standards is actually quite tame.

Published by Brian Rowe

Brian lives in Queensland with his wife and [insert Councilly approved number of] cats and dogs. Has been described as handsome, charming, intelligent... and his mum also said, “He’s a very good boy.”

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