“I can’t believe it! She seemed so normal,” said bride-to-be, Deepa Thinker (27).
With the announcement of the separation of super couple Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth this week, a massive shockwave has been sent through brides-to-be across the globe.
Miley, known for being one who really thinks things through – like her impromptu twerking with Alan Thickie for a start – has naturally been a role model for practical, down-to-earth young women who want nothing more than a normal relationship. Which really explains why brides-to-be are so upset right now, because if she can’t make a relationship work, well – who can?
“I can’t believe it! She seemed so normal,” said bride-to-be, Deepa Thinker (27). “I’ve followed her career for over a decade and she’s so grounded. Her Wrecking Ball clip, making out with a Barbie doll, simulating oral sex on President Clinton on stage – you know, everyday normal things. Which is why I’m second guessing my wedding.”
“I’m stunned. She seemed so down-to-earth. Like the time a fan threw a pair of panties up and stage and she put them in her mouth. She’s so level-headed. I’m not sure about my big day now,” said fan, Ariel Dingbat (30).
Who knows how long it will take nervous brides-to-be to get over the shock split, but Miley herself has already moved on making out with a female whilst wearing a bikini in public – which by Miley’s standards is actually quite tame.
