A man has pushed the BMW his parents bought him into a lake because he wanted a Jaguar.

A man claims he pushed a BMW his parents bought into the lake because it was too small for him and his pals. This can only mean he plans to push his penis into the lake next, as it too is too small for him and his pals. 

The man knows only as Akash was pulled to safety before the car hit deeper water. It appears he decided to go along for the ride to his cars watery grave. 

A police official said: “The youth was arrogant and kept insisting that he be given a Jaguar. He was lucky we didn’t give him some sticktime across the bridge of his nose.”

The car is worth an estimated $75,000. Well it was. 

The lad’s father said, “I wanted to give my son a birthday present. We could only afford to give him a BMW, while he kept on insisting that he be given a Jaguar. He said the vehicle was too small but we thought he will be OK.”

One thing is for sure, if the father ends up buying him a Jaguar the entire country will turn up and park it right next to the BMW at the bottom of the lake.

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