After appearing on two television shows this week, Meghan just wants privacy.

‘Ugh. Why can’t I be left alone?’ posted Meghan on her Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat and other social media accounts.

One exceptionally wealthy person recently in the news, though not for any actual accomplishments, is Meghan Markle who took her ‘Victim 2021 Tour’ to new heights and is now demanding that she just wants privacy – unless the magazine/website/television show in question does huge numbers of course then by all means contact her Agent. After appearing on an interview with Oprah to talk about how hard her life is being worth billions of pounds and owning multiple mansions, she also appeared alongside her husband Harry and James Corden on yet another television show – the sure sign that someone just wants to be left alone.

‘I just want to go back to my normal life being a famous actress and having lavish weekends in the Hampton’s with the Kardashians like regular folk do,” she sighed, causing four of her wait staff to jump in to attend to her needs before she swatted them away. “Back then the number of paparazzi were under 50 – you know, just low-key stuff.”

While her horizons seem destined to be filled with the press clamouring for her attention, mainly because that is the job description of the media team she employs, Meghan is at least hoping that during her next flight on the couple’s private jet she might get just a few hours to herself; provided that baby she sometimes hears crying around their Estates can just think of her for once and keep it down.

Published by Brian Rowe

Brian lives in Queensland with his wife and [insert Councilly approved number of] cats and dogs. He has been described as handsome, charming, intelligent... and his mum also said, “He’s a very good boy.”

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