In what was promised to be a night ‘no one would remember’, things did not go according to plan when Mackenzie ‘Macca’ Jones (31) bailed on the boys only 7 hours and 32 minutes into an all-night drinking session. To make matters worse, he also called it quits after a few drinks – 18 to be precise – something the boys are not likely to let him forget.
“Yeah it was around 1.30am when Macca suddenly disappeared from the balcony and we found him passed out on the lounge in the apartment we’d rented,” said trip organiser, Chris Kelly (28). “The boys and me travelled down to Brissy for a golf and beer weekend and we were all keen for a big one – or at least that’s what everyone said until Macca piked it.”
Naturally the group took to drawing a penis on his forehead and placing his hand in a bowl of warm water for being such a big girl’s blouse. Once done, and after a few more beers and shots, the boys decide to email the Ultimate Fighting Championship and let President Dana White know that now that Khabib Nurmagomedov has retired there’s a new ‘lightweight’ champion around and his name is ‘Macca’.
Fortunately for Macca, this event happened to coincide with International Women’s Day so the boys were quite forgiving and said they understood that’s why he went out like such a bitch.