In their eternal quest to take on every cause which in no way actually helps Indigenous communities, the woke brigade took on Woolworth’s this week and forced another useless cancellation – Boomerang chicken wings. That’s right, chicken wings which are almost identical in shape to an Indigenous boomerang have been forced to be renamed so that some white middle-class wokester who’s never visited an Indigenous settlement or actively helped a rural community can feel good about themselves. SJW spokesman, Orr Tism (21), had a lot to say about the so-called ‘victory’.
“This is a huge win for the forces of justice,” screamed Orr Tism even though we were sitting right next to her. “We’ve changed the world today with this action. Now African American’s won’t get shot by police,” yelled the SJW, making zero sense as usual.
Naturally, as soon as an SJW starts pointing the finger and screeching autistically at any business the retailer folds quicker than BCF camping chair on it’s way to the next good fishing spot which is exactly what Woolies did.
With this win fresh in the SJW community’s mind, they are now setting their sites on the next perpetrator of racial injustice – black coffee manufacturers. Here’s hoping they take those Nazis down too!