BJ Penn back in gym in preparation for his next pub fight.

After going 0 for 7 in his last seven professional fights, and losing his first pub fight making him 0-1 on the streets, BJ ‘The Prodigy’ Penn is said to be back in training in preparation for his next pub fight. Although a date for his return bout hasn’t been announced, BJ’s corner is confident it will happen either the next time he enters a pub or has at least six drinks at lunch somewhere in public.

“I’m hungry again,” said BJ. “Last time I lost – and the seven times before that – but this time I’m confident I can take on anyone with zero training whose had too much to drink.”

Despite footage showing BJ getting knocked out by some fat dude outside a pub in Hawaii emerged on TMZ, Penn is said to be unperturbed by the embarrassment factor.

“I’d had a dozen beers and four Sambuca’s that night – what do you expect? This time I’ll definitely stick to lite beer and be good to go.”

While most world champions retire with their dignity, BJ is having none of that and can’t wait to drunkenly shout, “You wanna go?”, rip his shirt off to reveal his middle-aged body and once again end up on TMZ for all the wrong reasons – win, lose or draw.

Published by Brian Rowe

Brian lives in Queensland with his wife and [insert Councilly approved number of] cats and dogs. He has been described as handsome, charming, intelligent... and his mum also said, “He’s a very good boy.”

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