After Meghan Markle went on TV and made a baseless accusation about the Royal Family being racist, the Queen – as always – took a measured approach when responding. She didn’t get mad at Harry, no; worse, she was disappointed.
“I just expected more from him,” a downcast Queen said, twisting the knife in further. “He was such a happy young boy. Getting drunk and gallivanting around, wearing Nazi uniforms to parties – when he had clothes on. But now he’s just not that same happy-go-lucky-lucky-not-to-be-cancelled-for-the-Nazi-outfit boy he once was.”
It was a devastating move by her Royal Highness, as there is no known comeback from the ‘I’m just disappointed’ card, used for centuries by parents on their children to devastating effect.
While the Queen let’s Harry stew on her disappointment, no doubt his new domineering matriarch – Meghan – will work to counter her influence over Harry with a Woke counter-attack beginning with ‘r’.
We look forward to seeing these two battle it out.