Prince Harry lands a cushy six-figure salary job with no real outcomes expected of him. So just like being a Royal then?

[Picture – Prince Harry working on his second career choice, a K Mart mannequin.]

Months after leaving his life as a full-time photo opportunity for the Royal Family, the monarch formerly known as Prince has gotten himself a new job at a firm called ‘BetterUp’ as their Chief Impact Officer. What does that mean? Well, no one really knows, but that didn’t stop Harry from having a red hot go at trying to explain it.

“Chief Impact Officer is an important role, the impact of that impact is impactful!” said an unconvincing Harry (36). “I’ll be giving talks, meeting people, posing for photographs, giving interviews to the press – it’s completely different from my life as a Royal.”

When asked how the company will measure his performance, Harry immediately spewed forth over a dozen American corporate buzzwords like ‘resilience’, ‘well-being’ and ‘diversity’. Considering these words are found on every boardroom version of ‘Wanker Bingo’, it appears Harry’s job security in the corporate sector is looking just fine.

Published by Brian Rowe

Brian lives in Queensland with his wife and [insert Councilly approved number of] cats and dogs. He has been described as handsome, charming, intelligent... and his mum also said, “He’s a very good boy.”

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