Scott Morrison hires tinnie to shake hands with flood victims.

After the poor reception of ScoMo’s handshake tour of fire ravaged New South Wales last January, the Prime Minister has taken it upon himself to rectify his misstep with the latest natural disaster to befall our great country – the March floods. After a robust team meeting, where Scomo outlined his plan and put it to a vote, the PM overrode the unanimous tally to go full steam ahead with his plan of hiring a tinnie and doing laps around flood infected parts of the country.

“It’s the best idea I’ve had in ages,” boasted the Prime Minister. “I even bought a reel and some bait so I could get some fishing in while I’m at it.”

Time will tell if ScoMo gets a positive bounce from this move – he won’t – but no one can deny the man’s enthusiasm and willingness to give bad ideas a red hot go.

“G’day. Good to see you. Floods treating you alright?” asked an excited PM to a hand in the water.

Keep up the good work, ScoMo.

Published by Brian Rowe

Brian lives in Queensland with his wife and [insert Councilly approved number of] cats and dogs. He has been described as handsome, charming, intelligent... and his mum also said, “He’s a very good boy.”

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