‘Love and Thunder’ casts Russell Crowe as fat Thor’s eating coach.

The cast of Thor ‘Love and Thunder’ just got a whole lot bigger with Russell Crowe signing onto the fourth instalment in the Marvel God of Thunder series. While Russell’s role has been kept hush hush, it’s pretty clear that given his impressive girth that he will be mentoring fat Thor in how to keep putting away those cheeseburgers and pizzas. As no official announcement of Rusty’s character has leaked, paparazzi have managed to snap photos of the pair at an all-you-can-eat buffet where Russell had many a word of wisdom for the young heartthrob.

“You just gotta keep shovelling it in. Remember, fast or slow, it all goes below – you hear me? [Buuurrrrrpppp.] “You gunna finish that bucket of chicken or not?” wheezed fat Russell.

While some have doubted that Hemsworth can keep up with a man as rotund as Russ, being an Aussie means he’ll always have a go as one pic revealed Chris drinking a shoey in an attempt to show Rusty up. And if it was anyone else, they may have been impressed, but photos that followed revealed Russ simply finished his own then ate the shoe.

No doubt the movie will be entertaining and fans can’t wait to see the two share the silver screen – even if the cameraman has to take three steps back to fit them in.

Published by Brian Rowe

Brian lives in Queensland with his wife and [insert Councilly approved number of] cats and dogs. He has been described as handsome, charming, intelligent... and his mum also said, “He’s a very good boy.”

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