When husband Tom Relaxer (28) had the day off from work, he was looking forward to putting in some serious PlayStation time on the latest game he bought – with cash so his wife did not find out about it. And the plan was going swimmingly, until his posterior connected with the exterior of the couch.
“It was so weird. I fired up the console, got a bowl of chips and can of Coke and was all set to go, but as soon as I sat down my wife rang,” said Tom.
While Tom didn’t understand what had transpired, his wife knew only too well when to make that exact call. You see, all married women have a sense when their husbands are slacking off and know just what to do; in this case, pick up the phone and give him a list of chores.
“Time to put a stop to that,” said wife, Neva Relaxer (27) on her break at work.
“It was like Hogwarts, or something,” remarked a disappointed Tom in the middle of making the bed and doing three loads of washing. “Oh well. I’ll just take it easy on my next RDO.”
No Tom, you won’t.