Harry starting to realise – ‘She be crazy.’

A late-night phone conversation between Harry and Prince William (38) has revealed that Harry is starting to realise what 99% of a group known as ‘men’ already knew – that Meghan is just no good for him. After separating Harry from his family, his friends, his titles, his job in the Army and his country, most blokes know full well that at some point Harry was bound to wake up to himself and realise that he’s been a fool.

“Hello William? Yeah, nah my bad mate – she be crazy,” said the Royal formerly known as Harry (36).

Word is William took the call with his usual grace, saying he understood how a bloke can miss the signals when the chick is smoking hot. Considering that Meghan sees herself as a victim in everything that has transpired – a victim of how the Royal Family treated her, a victim in how the press treated her, a victim in living away from home blah blah – it’s pretty obvious to everyone not named Harry that at some point Meghan will do another special all by herself on Oprah about how she felt ‘victimised’ by being married to Harry and just had to get out.

While Harry isn’t the first bloke to have the blinders on when in love, the one thing about being estranged from his family and friends that works in his favour is that all that isolation and alone time will help him start to wake up to his situation before it’s too late.

Right now bookies have Harry and Meghan getting divorced at 3/1 odds by the year 2025. For Harry’s sake, here’s hoping.

Published by Brian Rowe

Brian lives in Queensland with his wife and [insert Councilly approved number of] cats and dogs. He has been described as handsome, charming, intelligent... and his mum also said, “He’s a very good boy.”

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