With the recent floods ravaging parts of Sydney and greater New South Wales, Real Estate agents are doing what they do best – putting on a grin and up-selling anything and everything they can. Which is great news for first time home buyers they say as prices have dropped to being almost affordable.
“Now’s a great time – a GREAT TIME to buy. Did you always want a pool? Well, boy are you in luck,” offered Sydney Real Estate agent, Shon Kee (22). “Snorkeling down to the basement, riding your stand-up paddle board up the stairs to the bedroom – there’s so much fun to be had. So that’s a yes on this sale, right?”
Prices may well have gone down, but people looking to buy their first home will no doubt prefer a house above sea level.
“What if I throw in some Pool Ponies? I don’t normally do this for every client, but I get the sense you’re special,” tried Shon unsuccessfully as the prospective buyers drove off in a tinne.
Time will tell whether houses sell in this market. Until then, it appears Shon’s gotta keep hustling to make that commission.