After complaining about his treatment by the media, Craig Bellamy now eligible to marry Prince Harry.

For the past few weeks Melbourne Storm Coach, Craig Bellamy (61), has complained long and loud about his so-called mistreatment by the media. So much so in fact, the club has filed official complaints with the NRL and Fox Sports about their alleged ‘bashing’ of him. It appears the club take offense at the comment that the Storm implement wrestling tactics, “designed to maim and injure players.” Which is fair enough, except for the fact that the Melbourne Storm implement wrestling tactics designed to main and injure players.

While many have labelled coach Bellamy ‘Bellyache’ because of his tendency to have a whinge, his incessant media tantrum this year has led to him catching the eye of the Royal formerly known as ‘Prince Harry.’

“Coor, I do like me a complainer,” said an impressed former Prince (36). “My wife loves nothing more than whinging about the press, so when I saw Coach Bellamy doing it I thought, ‘That is definitely my type.”

While Harry is still a happily married man, Meghan may be feeling the heat now that there is someone who whinges even more than her about their treatment by the press.

Watch out Meghan.

Published by Brian Rowe

Brian lives in Queensland with his wife and [insert Councilly approved number of] cats and dogs. He has been described as handsome, charming, intelligent... and his mum also said, “He’s a very good boy.”

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