Marvel’s Phase 4 is well underway with Wandavision and Falcon and the Winter Soldier hitting the small screens and the next film Black Widow set for release… err… um… God knows when… but that has not stopped the Marvel Machine from planning Phase 5. Word is the first tentpole movie will be titled ‘Avengers 7 – The Return for More Cash’. One would think Marvel has earned enough money and could leave some for the rest of us, but Kevin Feige is having none of that and appears to want it all.
“22 billion just isn’t enough – we need more!” screamed Marvel Studios President and CCO, Kevin Feige (47). “Bring back Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr and Stan Lee!”
“But sir, Stan Lee passed away,” said a timid staffer.
“I don’t care! MORE MONEY NOW!!!” yelled Kevin, turning as purple as Thanos.
Employees at Marvel happily excuse these types of outbursts though, knowing that an integral part of Phase 5 is that their next yachts will all have helipads.