Mate who you watch UFC with becomes expert after three BJJ lessons.

After 10 years of watching UFC, Mike ‘Kimura’ Reynolds (32), joined is his local BJJ club last week and already feels that his complimentary three lessons have qualified him to commentate along with Joe Rogan and Daniel Cormier. Which is all well and good, except that when he comes over to your place, you are the one who has to listen to it.

“See what they’re doing here is getting into position… He needs to push off the fence… We did that move last night,” boasted Mike ‘Darce choke’ Reynolds (32).

“What? Guard?” you ask exasperated.

“See he wants to get up off the bottom,” Mike points out helpfully.

“Wow. You picked that up from three lessons, huh?”

There’s no telling how much information Mike will absorb in the next week or two before he loses interest in training and stops going, but we’re pretty sure that knowledge will last for hundreds more UFC events at your place.


Published by Brian Rowe

Brian lives in Queensland with his wife and [insert Councilly approved number of] cats and dogs. He has been described as handsome, charming, intelligent... and his mum also said, “He’s a very good boy.”

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